Well my white blood cells are killing off this cold and their nasty viral infection friends so I’ll take it. Not sure I’ll write it off as a “Great Loss” though
Muted_Apartment_2399 on
Damn I guess I’ll take a pack of cigs while I’m at it.
Initial_Formal_7750 on
This is the sauce that I swim in and I was like damn that’s my heavy shit for a fucking corner store
garysaidwhat on
Fro gawd sakes, bud. Snatch onto a lamp post and steady yourself. You had a long night.
Retarded90sKid on
I’m a manic depressive and even I thought “7-11, it’s too fucking early for this shit”
zicher on
Bob? You ok?
IChurnToBurn on
Might want to give the clerk a good hug.
MalWinchester on
5am is WAY too early to be thinking that much.
violentpandabear on
Just the motivation I need before heading into my 3rd shift job 😭
BluehairedBiochemist on
Is this the antithesis to the “sir, this is a Wendy’s 😬” meme?? It feels like it is.
trevorda92 on
Seeing that at 5am either on the way to work or still up from the night before would hit me like a ton of bricks
SonicLinkerOfficial on
Now that goes hard as a rock☝
Normanov on
I can be dead inside and still destroy a box of chicken wings
abgry_krakow87 on
Geez, do you get a free slurpee with that existential reality check?!
BlueProcess on
The clerk may be dying inside
Bradster3 on
I came for coffee, got a downer and changed my mind
kuru_snacc on
*came in for an energy drink before a 12-hr shift but instead lays face on the hot-dog roller*
Mastercoonman on
What the heck is “Death”?
Goose0418 on
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
wnr3 on
This probably caused a good few people to really contemplate their whole lives for a moment
WeirdAvocado on
Shit! $4 for two slices. Good deal.
jam_rine on
Wow. I guess their beverage isn’t the only Big Gulp they offer
Fatmanpuffing on
“Bro, I’m just trying to get 2 red bulls to cure this hangover. “
53D0N4 on
Straight up, reality check at the gas station. Love to see it fr
jollydoody on
They mean like gerbils in their butt? Or something metaphysical?
Mazy_keen on
I 💯 agree. When that spark inside you dies, it is impossible to find it again. It is sad and frustrating when you realize you will never be the same again.
curried_avenger on
Bro is going through it
RaskyBukowski on
All I wanted was a pepsi!
Why couldn’t you just get me a pepsi!
C-D-W on
A part of me died when I saw the clock.
RiotDog1312 on
So don’t eat their hot dogs unless you want to die, got it
That-Addendum-9064 on
type of shit that’ll have you silent for awhile
RickyTheRickster on
Jesus that shit is real tho, that 7-11 employee is going through something and spitting facts
ArtificialStrawberry on
Oh God, did anyone check on the employee who wrote that. 😂
Low-Helicopter-2696 on
Clearly someone ate a big bite hot dog that didn’t agree with them
joeschmoe86 on
Way too 11:00 pm for 5:00 am.
reflecttcelfer on
A little over a decade ago I spent a year as the overnighter at a convenience store. At about 5: 45 in the morning this sign would have been blocked by the handful of people counting out their change to buy the tall boy I could only start selling at 6 am.
The strange hours of the night at a little store are something else, man.
SirStocksAlott on
That smiley face trying to hold itself together is so relatable.
Mysterious_Rabbit608 on
This person feels the despair of a life in customer service.
Fuzzy1353 on
Everyone saying they not ready to hear that shit at 7/11 at 5am. Maybe the man just needs to get that off his brain so he can scan your “definitely not gonna get food poisoning” burrito.
Hell I even told a coworker recently that I would like for science to prove reincarnation so I can off myself and come back as a worm lmao.
honeyblooms on
i just want my hot dog and taquito
FoolishProphet_2336 on
Written by someone working at a 7-11. Going to just let them have this one.
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That clerk with the Philosophy BA making it work
Christ, I just wanted some pizza pockets.
Me too 711… me too.
Ain’t nobody at 7-11 at 5 AM ready for that shit
Night Shift just hits different.
So true. RIP, Lemmiwinks.
A good morning pick me up. 🙃
Well my white blood cells are killing off this cold and their nasty viral infection friends so I’ll take it. Not sure I’ll write it off as a “Great Loss” though
Damn I guess I’ll take a pack of cigs while I’m at it.
This is the sauce that I swim in and I was like damn that’s my heavy shit for a fucking corner store
Fro gawd sakes, bud. Snatch onto a lamp post and steady yourself. You had a long night.
I’m a manic depressive and even I thought “7-11, it’s too fucking early for this shit”
Bob? You ok?
Might want to give the clerk a good hug.
5am is WAY too early to be thinking that much.
Just the motivation I need before heading into my 3rd shift job 😭
Is this the antithesis to the “sir, this is a Wendy’s 😬” meme?? It feels like it is.
Seeing that at 5am either on the way to work or still up from the night before would hit me like a ton of bricks
Now that goes hard as a rock☝
I can be dead inside and still destroy a box of chicken wings
Geez, do you get a free slurpee with that existential reality check?!
The clerk may be dying inside
I came for coffee, got a downer and changed my mind
*came in for an energy drink before a 12-hr shift but instead lays face on the hot-dog roller*
What the heck is “Death”?
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
This probably caused a good few people to really contemplate their whole lives for a moment
Shit! $4 for two slices. Good deal.
Wow. I guess their beverage isn’t the only Big Gulp they offer
“Bro, I’m just trying to get 2 red bulls to cure this hangover. “
Straight up, reality check at the gas station. Love to see it fr
They mean like gerbils in their butt? Or something metaphysical?
I 💯 agree. When that spark inside you dies, it is impossible to find it again. It is sad and frustrating when you realize you will never be the same again.
Bro is going through it
All I wanted was a pepsi!
Why couldn’t you just get me a pepsi!
A part of me died when I saw the clock.
So don’t eat their hot dogs unless you want to die, got it
type of shit that’ll have you silent for awhile
Jesus that shit is real tho, that 7-11 employee is going through something and spitting facts
Oh God, did anyone check on the employee who wrote that. 😂
Clearly someone ate a big bite hot dog that didn’t agree with them
Way too 11:00 pm for 5:00 am.
A little over a decade ago I spent a year as the overnighter at a convenience store. At about 5: 45 in the morning this sign would have been blocked by the handful of people counting out their change to buy the tall boy I could only start selling at 6 am.
The strange hours of the night at a little store are something else, man.
That smiley face trying to hold itself together is so relatable.
This person feels the despair of a life in customer service.
Everyone saying they not ready to hear that shit at 7/11 at 5am. Maybe the man just needs to get that off his brain so he can scan your “definitely not gonna get food poisoning” burrito.
Hell I even told a coworker recently that I would like for science to prove reincarnation so I can off myself and come back as a worm lmao.
i just want my hot dog and taquito
Written by someone working at a 7-11. Going to just let them have this one.